Photographers: No, I do not want to come over and look at 68 pictures of a tree you found. Let's also not forget braces get caught in everything.

I am just not at a place in my life where I am willing to justify those scars. Any omission of their height: It means they're 5'5" or something.

I have yet to meet or date a female who journals her thoughts when she is calm or happy.

"I don't like to read." People who journal: They are writing about you.

During my experience with Dating AI, I searched a doppelganger for dream of my teens and recently changed man, Justin Bieber. Out of a possible 16 Biebers, 10 were Bieber-ish, one was an imposter, and the others were decently cute and vaguely Bieber. And if you're still worried about accuracy, fear not: Buzzfeed did an in-depth investigation on the app, and matches came out pretty spot-on too.

After I got sober, I worried I'd never have sex again.

(And Tinder, Hinge, and Bumble, and whatever dating app/site will be cool next week.) Don't believe us? It makes me think they're unoriginal and probably watch all the time, talking to their bros about "bitches."Muscle tees: Unless you are literally working out in them they are not acceptable apparel. Snake bites: The fact that I have to write it down kills me.

Scroll through to see some of the things real women encounter while dating online—things that have them swiping left and X-ing out their browsers faster than you can say ? It's like if a guy shows up to your date in sweatpants. Plus, white Hanes tanks make me think of, like...early 2000s Avril Lavigne. Your mouth should not jingle like a pocket full of change when you speak.

One night, after another bad match and a solo bottle of wine, Webb rejoined JDate—this time posing as a man, to check out her competition. Webb crafted 10 male profiles so perfect they had to be fake (sample code name: Jewish Doc1000) to gather data: what the site's most popular women looked like, which keywords they used, how they timed their messages.

(Duffon), one of three new books about online dating out this month, in which she ­recounts how she cracked the online dating code to meet her now husband.

"Yet here I was, husband hunting and armed with only a handful of half-assed bullet points."Online dating is now the third most common way couples meet, with 30 to 40 percent of singletons logging in to some 1,500 services.